Joel Dahmen will not be in Texas this week for the PGA Tour’s Vivint Houston Open, but his caddie almost was. Thanks to… Joel Dahmen.
That’s because the 32-year-old PGA Tour pro pulled one of the cruellest pranks imaginable on caddie Geno Bonnalie, throwing his looper for a real loop. Check out this hilarious Twitter thread from Geno. Well, hilarious for us. For Geno, it must have been pretty maddening.
What it’s like to caddie for Joel Dahmen (a thread)…
— Geno Bonnalie (@GenoBonnalie) November 2, 2020
I immediately call Joel.
“I thought we weren’t playing!?”
J: “I decided Friday afternoon that I wanted to play and committed late. It’ll reflect in the field list on Monday”
Me: “okay, I’ll get packed and book a flight. See you soon”
— Geno Bonnalie (@GenoBonnalie) November 2, 2020
4:30pm-Joel calls.
“What are you doing?”“Packing. My flight leaves early tomorrow”
J: “why are you packing?”
“Cause I’m going to Houston!”(Very confused)
J: “Haha! I knew you’d fall for that. We’re not playing Houston”
🙄
— Geno Bonnalie (@GenoBonnalie) November 2, 2020
Wow. It’s a good thing this pair has a great working relationship or that would have been grounds for parting ways. At least, Dahmen didn’t let him go through with it. Although, we hear Houston is pretty nice this time of year.
There’s never a dull moment between these guys. Bonnalie once created a fake movie teaser about his boss and went viral with a terrific review of his not-so-terrific motel room for the US Open. Dahmen is one of the tour’s greatest talkers and recently channelled Russell Crowe’s “Gladiator” character by screaming, “ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!” after a made putt.
We are entertained, thanks. And we look forward to more shenanigans between these two going forward.
I’m scared of what he might come up with for his payback https://t.co/qeNF9hhHxt
— Joel Dahmen (@Joel_Dahmen) November 2, 2020
Get him, Geno. Get him good.