The 10 greatest tweets in golf history

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Everybody tweets. Even Especially professional golfers. And not just about golf either. Sometimes about wine. Sometimes even about Twitter itself. But the internet moves quickly and memory is fleeting, so without further ado, we are proud to present the 10 Greatest Tweets in Golf History (This Very Second). Read ’em, screeshot shot ’em, print ’em out and put ’em on the fridge. It’s your house, decorate how you want, but whatever you do, don’t forget that your likes are always public.

10. Ian Poulter

Would a bobsledder do shot putt? What is this, amateur hour?

9. Collin Morikawa

Pro tip: when at home in America, Collin, try Enterprise car rental. They’ll pick you up.

8. Max Homa

Beautiful waterfront, a great backyard, and lots and lots of privacy.

7. Justin Thomas

Damn, SB2K11 sounds CRAZY.

6. Rory McIlroy

Humanity has come a longgggg way (and don’t forget, three weeks later Rory won his first Major).

5. Byeong Hun An

Dear American golf fans: buy a map, roll it up, and hit yourself over the head with it.

4. Brooks Koepka

The artist formerly known as…

3. Tiger Woods

Like we said, humanity, a long, longgggg way (and don’t forget, five months later Tiger… never mind).

2. Will Zalatoris

The good news: Adam Sandler is sub-tweeting you at the Masters. The bad news: it’s all downhill from here.

1. Phil Mickelson

It’s Phil. It was always Phil.